I spent much of Tuesday afternoon fretting about the general brainlessness that passes for sportswriting (I'm looking at you, Buzz). In the end, I decided I had wasted enough time just thinking about it. Then I watched the Giants-Dodgers game. Specifically, the postgame show on Comcast, with Greg Papa, F.P. Santangelo and Amy Gutierrez. My brain still has not recovered.
FOUL TERRITORY is that part of the playing field outside the first and third base lines extended to the fence and perpendicularly upwards.
(f) Two bases, if a fair ball bounces or is deflected into the stands outside the first or third base foul lines; (snip)
OUTFIELD AREA Batted ball hitting bullpen gate in either left or right field and bouncing into the seats: Home Run.